That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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