The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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