Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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