I can tuck mytits in my pants
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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