why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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