Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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