3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The cops high fived after they tackled you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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