Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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