OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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