Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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