I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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