In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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