4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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