At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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