it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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