I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That accounts for only three of the penises
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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