Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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