so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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