How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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