no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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