I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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