So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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