Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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