I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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