We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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