let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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