Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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