Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Let's get the cat blown out
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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