he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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