My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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