it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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