HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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