do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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