boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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