She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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