Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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