It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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