Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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