do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Drunk is not a location!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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