ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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