Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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