Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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