I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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