We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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