How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
