Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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