i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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