some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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