Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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