if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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