I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Come on in and take your pants off
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