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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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