apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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