sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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