should my penis look like a turkey
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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