We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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