are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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