Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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