just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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