it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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