You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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